How many have been in this situation before:
Mmm...gotta pee, lemme find a safe spot. Here's one...no, wait, a patrol...OK I'll hide over here...no, wait, a patrol. Gotta kill em as graveyard is across the map, not worth a 5 minute run for a 30 second pee. Let's see, I can kill em all, OK, done, I got 2 mins. ****, the phone is ringing (baby crying, parents calling...insert your own dilemma), grab it, yadda yadda yadda...OK, still gotta go, but first lemme see if I'm clear...patrol is back...this is getting painful, starting to squirm...OK, think I'm clear..WAIT! Is that ANOTHER bloody patrol! How do all these things live in peace with each other and still manage to find food...
Anyways, I recommend (
) that Blizz place an 'outhouse' in each zone. Good old wood construction with a half-moon on the door. It wont secure you from death by PvP but will be placed in the 3 square inches of 'safe' area in each section, so at least ya can run off for a few minutes and know your not going to have to make a 5 min run from the graveyard and rez at half health. And if a PvP attacks ya while on the toilet, well, that just ain't right, maybe they can even fire off a message that says "SoandSo killed MrX while he was on the toilet, what an amazing victory - look out for him, he's a PvP Wonder!'(rant posted on Allakhazam)
I guess I have no reason to agree- nowhere NEAR a lvl 70- but ROTFLMAO ... nonetheless.