Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris

PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:25 pm

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Idaten
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 12:13 am

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Ozone
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Ya know, a lot of people get fed up with this stuff, but every once in a while I stumble across them again and they give me a good few qiggles. Thanks.

Here's a few of my favs:

Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger. It is actually a list of fatalities that occurred during the making of the episode.

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ.

Chuck Norris' sperm can be seen with the naked eye. Each one is the size of a quarter.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" George Bush, Jan. 11, 2000

PostPosted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:11 pm

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Fenavian
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Chuck Norris didn't start as a level 1 in WoW. He started as a raid boss.
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