No, wait, too ominous.
It was a bright and sunny day..
Weeeeeelllllll, thats a bit too cheerful.
It was a strange day roiling with a sense of foreboding. The intrepid fellowship of Warin, Ardith, Backpain, Christhalion, Orinol and Lifeson gather at the SSX Kin House to prepare for a trip to Uru. No, wait, CD. Well, it was going to be Uru till someone got confused and started talking about Carn Dum keys and the Putrid Slime. But then it got switched back to Uru. Right before it was switched BACK to Carn Dum. Then..
You get the idea.
Anyways, where was I??? Oh yes. As they are listening to a few selections of bagpipe music provided by Backpain the fellowship decides to head to Angmar to take on the foul Sauron-spawn in CD or Uru. or CD. OH CUT THAT OUT!!!!!!
Lifeson: Um, I have to get food, I dont know how to cook and need be away from my keyboard in order to go hunt someone down to make me something.
Warin: Thats OK, Ill just invite Falcathir. I know where we are going so we wont need your knowledge of all things Angmar.
^^^^^^Foreshadowing of silliness to come^^^^^^
While the music is playing Ardith starts to dance on the Kin House stage. Despite a suggestion from someone in the audience that she does the Night Elf dance, she proceeds to show off her wide variety of dance moves which proved exactly how long she has spent playing Middle Earth Dance Dance Revolution.
Ardith: Hey! Why dont we all take a swig from my new keg I just had installed in my house before we head out? It is really good stuff and you can drink all you want and never get a hang over!
Fellowship: *GLUG GLUG GLUG*
Christhalion: Whoa dude, Im like sooooooo wasted. I think I am under, or is it on top of, a really big bridge!
Backpain: Me too! And my hands are between two pillows!
Christhalion: THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!!!!!
Backpain: *jumping around vigorously* Soooo, how about them bears, huh?
Christhalion: Yeah, they are having a great season! (followed by other semi-manly stuff)
Meanwhile, in other parts of this Middle Earth.
Falcathir: How in the heck did I wind up on top of the Giants Needle? And why is my vision so blurry. And who are these really big guys walking around? OH! An audience! *starts playing the bagpipes*
And in still other parts of this Middle Earth.
Warin: Now since when did we decide to go to the Swamp North of Michel Delving? Guys? GUUUUUYYYYSSSS????? Oh, there you are. Will you three hold still. Why are you all wearing the same armour as me and look like dwarves??? Im dizzy, I need to lie down for a bit zzZZzzzzZzzZZZzzz
Orinol: Wha. Who where.. WHY IS THERE A RING ON MY FINGER!?!?!?!??! And where did all the dang cats come from??? Oh, crap, where am I?????
Orinol rolls out of bed and finds a note pined to his shirt. It reads:
To my dearest love,
Last night was wonderful, you made all my dreams come true. I am so happy we found each other and your insistence we get married right away just fulfilled my every wish for finding true love. Mother Oakheart would be so proud. I cant wait till you get to meet her, she is so sweet and kind, always thinking of others. She always used to say You get yer butt outta that house and away from those cats or you will never find yerself a man! And guess what? She was right! There I was wondering through the Old Forest and around the bend you came stumbling. I will never forget the first words you spoke to me, you said Honey, yoosh and meesh couldsh make buet.. baut beautifulishh mushik togethersh! Ill ignore the fact that your bleary eyes were looking at the tree next to me since I could feel the love in your heart. Next thing you know we were standing in the Bree Townhall saying I do. What a whirlwind romance!
Well, I must go get more cat food and litter, these little buggers will eat most anything! Oh, before you leave be sure to clean out the litter boxes and take out the trash. Dinner is at 7!!!
Bye my love!
The Cat Lady
Orinol: *GROAN* I gotta get out of here
Orinol runs out to the West gate of Bree and finds the rest of the groggy fellowship wondering around in a state of drunkenness.
Ardith: Im not as think as you drunk I am.
(The rest of the fellowship suspects she never drank anything and is faking it just so she can sit back and laugh at everyone else)
Backpain: Hey Orinol, nice ring man! Did you just get that off the AH?
Orinol: Shut up! Anyone know when the area near Mt Doom is going to open up? I have something I need to return
To be continued.
Whats next for our fearless band of adventures? Base jumping? Troll wrestling? More hits from Ardiths Magic Keg of Wanderlust?? Tune in next time for the exciting continuation of our story!