...my pimp, because I've clearly sold myself into their service.
I just bought Expedition to Castle Ravenloft today. I don't have any players for whom to run this module, but I bought it anyway. In the words of the store clerk, in reference to a disagreement he and his manager had about the number of copies to order, "It might just be a module, but come on.... It's Ravenloft."
I'm going to have to make an effort to scrape some of my old player base back together. They might not be able to commit to a full-scale campaign anymore, but I think I can weasel them into a four-session deal.