I will remove my toons from SSX in the next few days so they can go on a long, long peaceful vacation together.
Instead of my typical FYI to the kin about "do not be alarmed" by their removal, etc., I am going to have a booting party for them.
Question is - who should boot who!? Ha!
A few example scenarios...
1. Bink finally gets his revenge for being chained to the Superior Forge by his dreaded lord Syro for years too many to count, so Bink boots Syro!
2. Syro catches wind of a Bink world domination plan to take over Middle-Earth, so Syro boots Bink!
3. Syrex sees a weak moment in his goody-two-shoes brother, Syro, and decides to seize the leadership from him as the rightful heir. Syrex boots Syro! This leads to a Hobbit rebellion led by Bink, who faithfully served and loved Syro from the Superior Forge. And so, Bink boots Syrex!
4. Syro boots Azlor because Azlor is naughty which upsets Krye who boots Syro for being mean. Bink fears a new rise to power of the dark brother Syrex, so Bink boots Syrex before Syrex can claim the helm. Finally, Krye boots Bink because Bink demanded 10 gold.
You get the picture! Who should boot who and why?
Who should boot who? Fun!
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Ouch my head hurts
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It's obvious.
Syro should boot Bink for being a goldseller. Krye should boot Syro for being a goody-two-shoes, Syrex should boot Krye for booting his brother Syro. Azlor should boot Syrex for ripping off Syro's name. Azlor should stay and roll 4 new toons. Revonator should boot Lifeson for being such a LIAR. Fidel should boot Raul and roll a new socialist state. SOMEONE should boot Jeredoc for wearing his hobbit thong in public. Wulfie should boot Gav because she's an elf. Faernath should boot all the other elves because they're elves and Chris should read Thorrz' cloak.
Syro should boot Bink for being a goldseller. Krye should boot Syro for being a goody-two-shoes, Syrex should boot Krye for booting his brother Syro. Azlor should boot Syrex for ripping off Syro's name. Azlor should stay and roll 4 new toons. Revonator should boot Lifeson for being such a LIAR. Fidel should boot Raul and roll a new socialist state. SOMEONE should boot Jeredoc for wearing his hobbit thong in public. Wulfie should boot Gav because she's an elf. Faernath should boot all the other elves because they're elves and Chris should read Thorrz' cloak.
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Don't believe a word of it! I wish you weren't such a Liar!Faernath wrote:It's obvious.
Syro should boot Bink for being a goldseller. Krye should boot Syro for being a goody-two-shoes, Syrex should boot Krye for booting his brother Syro. Azlor should boot Syrex for ripping off Syro's name. Azlor should stay and roll 4 new toons. Revonator should boot Lifeson for being such a LIAR. Fidel should boot Raul and roll a new socialist state. SOMEONE should boot Jeredoc for wearing his hobbit thong in public. Wulfie should boot Gav because she's an elf. Faernath should boot all the other elves because they're elves and Chris should read Thorrz' cloak.
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It was darn funny!Christhalion wrote:Don't believe a word of it! I wish you weren't such a Liar!Faernath wrote:It's obvious.
Syro should boot Bink for being a goldseller. Krye should boot Syro for being a goody-two-shoes, Syrex should boot Krye for booting his brother Syro. Azlor should boot Syrex for ripping off Syro's name. Azlor should stay and roll 4 new toons. Revonator should boot Lifeson for being such a LIAR. Fidel should boot Raul and roll a new socialist state. SOMEONE should boot Jeredoc for wearing his hobbit thong in public. Wulfie should boot Gav because she's an elf. Faernath should boot all the other elves because they're elves and Chris should read Thorrz' cloak.
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Well... there was an official boot attempt by a "would-be assassin" since Turbine ended my subscription early. Unfortunately, they didn't have the "power." The only person who has the power is Faernath. Sorry, Dan. You will have to do it
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Farewell my friend.
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Kinship:~Defenders of the Greyflood~ Creeps: Revnakh- R5 Warg, Squatch - R6 WL, Squatchk - R6 BA, Squatckh - R4 Reaver
"Alter Egos" Revgar: Captian Leader and Founder of the kinship Training Dummies ~ Elrond: Elf Champion and member of Training Dummies
Kinship:~Defenders of the Greyflood~ Creeps: Revnakh- R5 Warg, Squatch - R6 WL, Squatchk - R6 BA, Squatckh - R4 Reaver
"Alter Egos" Revgar: Captian Leader and Founder of the kinship Training Dummies ~ Elrond: Elf Champion and member of Training Dummies
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Too much booty, I mean booting in this thread for me!
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Hope to see you around again soon!
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See me now?Christhalion wrote:Hope to see you around again soon!
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Re-phrase----> Hope to see you, digitally, again soon in Middle Earth!
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Or Cimmeria, whichever happens first...Christhalion wrote:Re-phrase----> Hope to see you, digitally, again soon in Middle Earth!
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Faernath wrote:Or Cimmeria, whichever happens first...Christhalion wrote:Re-phrase----> Hope to see you, digitally, again soon in Middle Earth!
Maybe I'll see you over there Syro!LOTRO dudes wrote:Welcome to The Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar! We encourage our new players to play on: Vilya or Gladden!
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Heh! I will always be a noob! Does that qualify me for the move?Christhalion wrote:Faernath wrote:Or Cimmeria, whichever happens first...Christhalion wrote:Re-phrase----> Hope to see you, digitally, again soon in Middle Earth!
Maybe I'll see you over there Syro!LOTRO dudes wrote:Welcome to The Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar! We encourage our new players to play on: Vilya or Gladden!
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Christhalion wrote:LOTRO dudes wrote:Welcome to The Lord of the Rings Online: Shadows of Angmar! We encourage our new players to play on: Vilya or Gladden!